Saturday, February 20, 2010
Corn Islands
Monday, February 15, 2010
Running down Cerro Negro
Thanks for looking my friends.
Love Jay
Africa Hot
Andy, the Welsh guy I have been hangin’ with, and I rolled out of the hostel shortly after 8 this morning. Too cheap to pay the 28 bucks for a tour of a local volcano we set out on the motorcycle to see if we could find the base of Cerro Negro, the youngest volcano in Central America. After a dozen u turns and asking equally as many locals we finally found the dirt road that would lead us to our climb; supposedly only about an hour in duration from the parking area. The road became increasingly sandy and after about twenty minutes the driving conditions severely exceeded my off road prowess. When the front wheel finally dug in and the bike fell in super slow motion to the ground, it was pretty apparent that our strategy for approaching the volcano needed to be modified.
I parked the bike on the side of the road, stepped off, took the key, and started walking. Despite the fact that only a few minutes prior we passed a sign that read “Cerro Negro 13.3 km” neither of us even mentioned the second, less desirable option of turning back. After nearly an hour and a half of walking we finally scored a ride in a pickup. Unfortunately the guy happened to be turning at the next intersection and dropped us less than five minutes down the road. After another 1.5 miles we finally arrived at the entrance station equipped with a small fridge holding a couple of cold soft drinks and an extremely bored attendant who talked at us for 20 or more minutes even though, based on our lack of response, it had to be obvious that we didn’t have the slightest clue what he was blabbing about.
After dissipating some heat in the shade we stepped back out into the Africa hot landscape and headed for the black cinder cone of Cerro Negro. Although the place is a popular tour destination, we had the place to ourselves; thank God, because we needed some respite from our overly narrative ranger. Within the core hot steamy sulfur gases escaped from beneath their blanket of volcanic rocks. White, yellow, and orange deposits painted the black landscape otherwise devoid of color.
45 minutes later we were running down the hot (from the sun, not lava) cone. We briefly met a French couple on their way in, got verbally bombarded by our new friend, and set to walking back to the bike on a ridiculously hot road. After a couple hours of sweltering walking, one wrong turn, and car surfing the French couples’ SUV we were back at the bike.
All this for only five bucks at the entrance. Most people who take the tour only get an hour walk to the summit, not a 25 kilometer, routefinding adventure through hellishly hot black sand roads. As I sip from my fourth bottle of water I wonder what those folks are paying for J…
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Avoiding the Lonlies in Leon
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Who need a truck when you've got a honda 200
Mi moto mi moto mi moto con mio
Mi moto mi moto mi moto con tigo
All you need is a little red Honda 200 with a kick start and a one cylinder heart
This little beast will transport one man at the very least
Sips the gas but doesn’t go very fast so stay in town where the wind won’t blow ya around
Now if you want to do it up right add some reflective stripes and some flashing lights and you’ll be cruising in style through the night.
Most people don’t have these… just a set of keys to ride on those old worn baldies
Just between you and me these folks drive just a little crazy unless baby Hank is straddling the tank
So let’s get into it shall we…just what can you fit on a sub 250?
One old man with a machete in hand
One kid, texting of course, to his buddy across town who is still riding his horse
Enough firewood for two weeks of tortillas or a 55 gallon drum strapped not so securely behind your bum
Your fine lady in a long dress riding sidesaddle while your honkin’ the horn so the dogs skidaddle
Not one, not two, but three 5 gallon water jugs or two amigos and one squished perro
A cooler that belongs on a sportfish boat or 6, no less, 18 gallon Rubbermaid totes
Need to go to church, maybe we’ll pile on the whole family, mom, dad, son, daughter, and don’t forget the newborn baby...
En route to Nicaragua
Copan Honduras
This is me next to a giant Ceiba tree. this tree was very sacred to the Mayan culture. The roots of the tree stretched into the underworld while the canopr touched the realm of the gods thereby joining the two.
Copan Honduras
The Secret Passage
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