Who need a truck when you've got a honda 200

Mi moto mi moto mi moto con mio

Mi moto mi moto mi moto con tigo

All you need is a little red Honda 200 with a kick start and a one cylinder heart

This little beast will transport one man at the very least

Sips the gas but doesn’t go very fast so stay in town where the wind won’t blow ya around

Now if you want to do it up right add some reflective stripes and some flashing lights and you’ll be cruising in style through the night.

Most people don’t have these… just a set of keys to ride on those old worn baldies

Just between you and me these folks drive just a little crazy unless baby Hank is straddling the tank

So let’s get into it shall we…just what can you fit on a sub 250?

One old man with a machete in hand

One kid, texting of course, to his buddy across town who is still riding his horse

Enough firewood for two weeks of tortillas or a 55 gallon drum strapped not so securely behind your bum

Your fine lady in a long dress riding sidesaddle while your honkin’ the horn so the dogs skidaddle

Not one, not two, but three 5 gallon water jugs or two amigos and one squished perro

A cooler that belongs on a sportfish boat or 6, no less, 18 gallon Rubbermaid totes

Need to go to church, maybe we’ll pile on the whole family, mom, dad, son, daughter, and don’t forget the newborn baby...